Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Open Letter to Harry Kewell

Hi Harry,

Ciao Bello come va? Doria here from the NT...ops perhaps you don't know who we are, yeap that's right, you enter the pitch before the game and you fail to acknowledge us...and you exit the pitch so in a hurry that you don't give a shit about us the FANS!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you are you too lazy to walk 80mt to the Terrace...ops that's Carlos the lazy fat kid in the squad...are you to good to come and see the NT boys dress in Casuals and not that wanky gear you wear politix which is for Matrix wannabe....or are you in a hurry to have a shower so nobody else in the team can see "The Harry Kewell Cock"!!!

Dear Harry let me tell you something...people like you come and go but only the colours and the club will stay so if you feel that we are not that important to you in Australia or you are too much of a Primadonna to acknowledge us.....than FUCK YOU CUNT with your punzy half British stupid accent!!!

I never want you at MV you are more suitable for Sydney FC!!! I will have chosen any young player over you at any time!!

You come into the team and we have to play for "Harry" if Roja does not pass you the ball you throw a fucking tantrum, you act like the captain and want to take the players out without shaking hands after the Sydney game...hello is this what a role model for the sport teach young kids in this country? Shame on you...Mate get over, you are in OZ land like it or not....is not Europe the latte are fucking boiling hot, the food is Australianazed and the women are fat and have no class and too many Asians on the roads...so learn to live with that and don't take it out on the fans or your team mates!!!

Until you don't start to bond with the fans you will not score goals...you know why? because I just done a voodoo doll of you in politx clothes!!! and every time you have not acknowledge us i have inserted a pin into you left leg...so you better watch out otherwise Saturday you will walk out in a stretcher!!!

On Saturday I will carry my miniature voodoo doll of you with me at the stadio and at half time if you dint acknowledge us before starting the game I will insert another pin in you!!!

At the end of the game I suggest you better start coming under the terrace win-lose-draw and tank those fans that will chant and support the team for 90+ minutes....Sorry mate we cant just chant your name for 90mins there are another 10 players out there!!!

If you refuse to come under the terrace a Jihad is already planned for you this may cost your career and ultimately your stay at MV!!!

So Dear primadonna come and see us on Saturday I be there waiting for you.

Love
Doria

PS
I am allowed to come close to you and hug you or do I need to contact your manager first!!!

PSS
Would you ever pay for our beers...Muscat did!!!

1 comment:

  1. maybe a letter to muscat is needed to get his view on why harry is not with the fans?

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