Cricket if for bogans and fat cunts....!

One of the major obstacle of coaching at youth level is not the kids discipline, but the lack of ground availability for training, and this is not only the problem at my local inner city football club, but everyone involve in football will tell you that there is lack of ground for training, and you can complain how much you want to your local council but they will do fuck all, same if you complain to your local MP or to FFA fuck all will happen and fuck all is done for the kids that want to play football and be the next Harry Kewell!!

How can we improve our quality of football in this country when we only play the game for six months of the year. When in Europe they play for 10 + months of the year. And if we want to play football 10 months of the year how the fuck we are going to do it when we have to compete with grounds used by Aussie Rules and the fucking cricket!!

This brings my discussion to another waste of sport cricket!! Farkkk firstly I will like to argue if cricket deserve the title of a sport for me is more like let's get together and hit a ball with a stick have a BBQ few beers few farts and start all over again!! Let's be honest here, how the fuck can you play cricket? For me is the losers game is like seccos they always want to be a cop but are too fucking dumb so they become security ACG. Cricket is the same you try to play different sports, athletics, tennis, swimming, balls game but you were useless at all of them so you decide to play cricket.

Cricket is a sport for lazy cunts is the only sport where you can sign autograph during a game at any level, if you a fat can't run bored and lazy play cricket that's why those Indians love the sport!! You can't tell me that a country with 1.2 billion people the only sport they can play is cricket must be some people over 1.2 billion good in some other sports!

Cricket is the only sport where if you are not fit, fat and old you are welcome to any club! How stupid it is for a sport to be play the same game for 5 days at 8 hrs a day. Do they really think that fans take annual leave to watch the team play for 5 days!! How really you can be a fan when you need to follow the game for five day..is like watching the World Cup final and after half time you have to wait until tomorrow to see the rest of the game and the day after and the same story again and again for farken 5 days...fark I will have nervous breakdown, I can't last 30 second without not watching a game of football!!

I get pumped before a football game, how that works on a 5 days cricket game? Do you get pumped 5 days in a row? for me is more like watching porn for 5 days for 8hrs with a lunch break but you can't jizz until your 5th day. On the 5th day your knob is so read and row and your dick is in a sunflower shapes that you call off for a draw!! What a waste of a good wank!!Ops a 5 days!!

Cricket is the type of sport where if you are fat and unfit you can get away to pretend you are an athletes. I think if you play cricket stone like the West Indies is the best way because you always hope to fly high and catch it in the air but unfortunately is not like that, like my good friend Tunna Nonno said once “Si mettono li in mezzo per cinque giorni sperando che la palla arrivasse in aria, e quando arriva lo fanno casca per terra" translate like “they stand there in the middle of the pitch for 5 days hoping for the ball to fall from the sky and when happen they dropped”.

Who the fuck they think they are those puppet dress up in painter clothes for not playing in the rain!! Fark what is wrong to play in the rain are you scare you dirty you white uniform and mum scream at you once you get home, or is to danger for you to play on wet conditions!! And what about stopping for a cup of tea and shortbread a lunch time what the fuck! That’s what is wrong then you go out there after lunch and you just play this soft sissy hits so none of you need to run at full guts!! And you can't tell me is a man sport when they have coglioni protection if you are a fendinkum Aussie take it like a man and don't go out there with your cock cage be brave and do it for Australia! Take it and move on!!

Cricket is the Ultimate Bogan sport the twenty/twenty is why!! They make it for bogan a short game that last 3 hrs so that the bogan not lose concentration, is the game where bogans want fours and sixes on every ball so they can sign the tune of the song on the loud speakers " who let the dogs out" and where on every ball the only screams that comes from the terrace is "fucking hit the thing you lazy cunts". Is where boganism gather together where thongs is a must where people where Ed Hardy t-shirt or the latest singlet with slogans such us " We grew here You flew here " or " Fuck off we're full" and show the latest patriotic tattoo the southern cross. Farkkkk!

When I first emigrate in Australia (not long ago how you can tell by my poor English) I had difficulty to go to sleep after a long day at work so I record a VHS of a game of cricket...and fark after 15 minutes tops I was going like a baby!!

Every time I drive past a park and see those idiots in painters uniform I tell my son "if you ever want to play cricket let me know because I will drop you off and pick you up in 5 days because I ain't stay there watching you standing like a scarecrow"!

This goes the same for aussie rules when I see a brutal fight or somebody left unconscious on the ground or a player walking out with a bloody nose or broken tooth I show that to him and ask him "are you sure you don't want to try to play footy" he shits himself is only 6yrs old!! Ahahah!

I can't believe how people pay money to watch a game of cricket all those games in every town in Australia what the fuck is the point you just play each other 3 days ago for 5 days and now you play each other again!! And if not enough they will play 1 day too so they can make more money for the sale of tickets! What a rip off!!

What piss me off is that we can't get grounds to train the kids to play the beautiful game because we will damage the center of the pitch that’s from the council, or sometimes we play in a pitch where the center is rock hard and not flat (Ryder Park in Carlton) farkkk what a waste of a beautiful pitch for those cunts playing stupid cricket!!! And have a look the difference in the way the council look after the pitch when is cricket season to compeer to football season we play sometimes with the grass nearly to our ankle because council don't give a fuck about our game!!

Cricket is the ultimate Australian sport and if you don't like it you are Un-Australian. I hate it and I am proud to be Un-Australian because I am a wog!!

Anyway soon I will have my Xmas holiday and I may have 5 day spare to play a game so if you keen inbox me for a game of cricket!!

Love

Doria

Chanting against the coach after 1 loss....pure stupidity!!

Okay let’s be honest here we don’t play the best football at present, we don’t have our original squad that was planned for this season, we have a new coaching stuff perhaps with no great experience. But did our coach really deserve a chant against them after only 1 loss?

I think was bit too harsh from the SE to chant against our coaches the same must be said for the rest of the stadio whistle and booing after the Perth Game.

I believe that the coach is not accountable to what happen on the pitch, at the end of the day is up to the players to make a game that will make every fan happy with goals and allot of beautiful played football.

People get stuck into this media circus where to make headlines to sell the papers we need to have sensationalism journalism and call for the coach head...and if that was the case what is around the corner for our club?

People are selfish expecting that Victory will come out the box and win every game 5-0 and play like Barca but perhaps people should have a reality check that we are not the only good team in the competition but there are another 9 out there that play good football and it is a very close competition!!

People out there even if we win every game they still find way to criticize the coaches they just a bunch of bitter cunts. We have high expectation and high demand from our club and coaches but we don’t give them the time to adjust to the new environment, so let’s chant against the coach because we don’t get what we want...like a spoil kid!! People watch too much European football what happen over there with coaches (see Inter) and now demand the coach head after 1 loss what the fuck, this is Australia and who else we going to put in place like if we have this vast selection of coaches knocking on our door, and do you really think that if we have a new coach at this level things will go all well and we start winning 5-0 fucking morons!!! People want quick fixed but not long term cures!!

I follow Sampdoria and 2 years ago we finish 4th in the Serie A. The next year we finish 3rd last and we got relegated. This year we play in Serie B...but 19.000 membership was sold this year and people still go to the stadio on Saturday and support the team and the colours in bad and worst time. That’s what be a fans is about, support your team every week win, loose, or draw.

People already drop off from attendance because MV had few too many draw to those idiots Fuck you our player don’t need you!!!

People have comment about NT be critical of the situation with the banner “NO MORE EXCUSES” our message was direct to everyone no one in particularly and he were hoping for the players to fire up and they did after 40sec. Our message was well taken by 2 major newspapers, on TWG comments and on the night by Simon Hill. And our message dint read SACK THE COACH you bunch of fuckwit!!

Sometimes I wonder if calling for the coach head is because is a wog and most people standing in the SE are Anglo and they think EPL is so superior to any other league in the world....you bunch of fuckwits if was not for foreign players and coaches you will still be playing long ball from the back!!!

Chanting against the club, the board and the coaches after 1 loss considering what we are going through at moment is more than harsh is pure stupidity, you have concern about the coaching stuff demand a meeting with the board on behalf of the SE , or go to the training sessions and express your negativity and concern to the coach, he will come and talk to you (that’s the way is done in Italy) but chant like that when the boys on the pitch need has much support they can get to get over the line is not on!

Don’t complain if after the game the players refuse to come and clap you for your support, after chanting against them, you don’t deserve them!!

At the end of the day I strongly believe there are 2 types of supporter’s one group that will support the team, the colours, and the club in hard and good times, and one group they will support the team when we win, but boo them at any chances they get if we don’t perform to THEIR standards.

I will refuse to boo, and whistle the team I love and support. If you do please make sure not to stand next to me at the games.

Love

Doria

Message to MV Players

When you enter the changing room at the stadio, after been parking your Merc in the player card park and put that jersey on Blue & White make sure before you do that, the you really want to make that jersey and those colors and those people out there that chant for 90 min PROUD.

If you just but that jersey on because is just another day at the office you don't deserved.

We don't want to blame the coach is you that run and chase and pass that need to be blame. Is you if you are out there and you don't give 110% every time for your team, for your city, for us that we follow you with our passion, then you don't deserve those colours.

The time is come to show some balls, no more excuse, the job need to be done and need to be done well!! Go out there and DO YOU JOB that's what you get paid for it, we always do our job to be your 12th man and we don't get paid, but we are PROUD to support our colours!!

There is only one team in Melbourne, is time for you to show us that!!!

Love

Doria

Footy Bogans Not Welcome at my soccer pitch!!

After school I like to take the kids to the park for a kick of the round ball. I am very lucky to live close to a beautiful "sokker" ground a brand new one, synthetic.

The other day my son wants to play keeper so he can save to the left save to the right and be Ante Covic all night. But when I arrive at the ground this massive mammoth was standing in the goals in a singlet and footy shorts and kicking a farking stupid oval ball to is mate Shezza...what the fuck I said to myself fuck off from here you bogan!!

Why people need to kick a stupid footy ball in OUR soccer pitch I hate those skippy cunts in singlet (from Bali or Thailand) and what they do is just kick back and forward to each other and they do that for half hour or longer how fun can be?, you can't do tricks or any freestyle you can't head or chest the ball or play 1vs 1 that's why footy is the dumbest sport in the world.

First they call it football when most of the time the ball is in their hands, what a joke! secondly which other sport in the world they give you a point because you miss a goal!! Farken how stupid is that if you are not good to score a goal from 15 meters you should not be in the team!!

How gay are the uniforms tight shorts and singlets what a joke need some styling lesson and the colors combination...fark brown and yellow how the fuck did they come up with that selection, when there is so many colors to choose from!! Whoever design those jersey must had a very hard time at kinder where the teacher let him draw with only 2 crayon yellow and brown and he can only draw people vomiting and shitting!!

And watching the game how boring is when you bite into your juicy meat pie and start dribbling down your chin and you reach for the serviette to clean yourself up...and fark you miss 2 goals ah does matter should see another 30 before the time the game finish!! Or when you drive hours to the game, pay for carpark, line up for tickets, and after 15min your team is 120 point down WTF?

Is a messy shitty sport for no brainers kick the farken ball long up there few cunts will jump and get it!! And what about the poor cunt that plays for 2 hrs and the next day you read the stats and he has 3 touches farkkk!! When you a kid all you want is have the ball and kicked and passed around and when you don't have the ball you will yell "pass it pass to me" but when they become a pro is no longer fun!! something is wrong, maybe is the coach payback, if does not like you he put you there so you don’t get the ball!!

Talking about coaches WTF how many they need, is because is too hard for just 1 coach to count the players on the pitch so they need help from another half dozen of them!! and why they seat in the box with the headphone, what music they listen to? how stupid is that, and they send this idiots in yellow giving messages to the players what a joke, looks like they play treasure hunt and the runners tell them the location of the treasure..only dumb bogan can play footy because they need somebody to come up to them to tell them what to do!! Ahah what a joke!!

And what about ref they got what half dozen of them if you not fit to run the all pitch change profession and dont ask you mate to look after half of the pitch, and what about the idiot behind the goals with a white coat and a white hat, like Giuseppi back at home that sells ice cream on the street. And why they wave the flag when is a goal they really thing we don't know is a goal and the stupid pointing finger salute how ridicules is that!

Finally let's talk about the supporters how the fuck you can sit next to a supporter from the other team, this show to me that there is not passion for the game how can you possibly sit there and have somebody else put shit on your players and team and you don’t do nothing farkk I would not last 3 minutes before I stab somebody in the eyes with my car keys!!! This show me that Aussie have not coglioni are a punch of pussies taking the abuse and do fuck all just happy to eat their four and twenty and clap!!! Idiots

People tells me “but you dint grow up with footy so you don’t know” Thanks God for that!! Really if you search it deep enough you will find out that the wogs are the first to play ball in this country, all the skippy busy drinking at the pub, but one day they came out and saw the dagos kicking around the old leather ball, so the Aussie went over stolen the ball, put a hole and start passing the ball around with the hands ,the wogs where too short all were from Calabria and Sicily just 1.40 in height so they could not reach to get the ball back and the biggest Aussie bloke said to the little Luigi “this is our country Aussie Rules fuck off you dagos” and that’s how Footy start and that’s why the sport is brutal a sport for bully!!

And no many wogs play the game where all the Asians or the Lebos or the Africans fellows, no much of multicultural sport even the Jews cant play because is on a Saturday!

All I want next time when I go to my park not to see any bogans kicking the oval ball. They can fuck off to another area!!!

Stay tune next week on cricket

Love

Doria